How to Market your Website

1. Place "Naked Megan Fox" in the title and keywords.

2. Make a Facebook page.

3. Tell your friends if they don't click it, you'll shank them.

4. Tweet the deets.

5. Write crap that no one believes.

6. Call it FOX News.

7. Seriously though. CNN works better.

8. Die during a viral video. Instant hit!