What should I ask ChaCha?

1. What that unmarked pill is in your parents’ cabinet.

2. If your Guide can talk dirty to you.

3. What households items are good for simulating sex.

4. If Adam is gay.

5. What kind of underwear your Guide is wearing.

6. If Rob Schneider pay Mexicans from Home Depot to choke him while he masturbates.

7. Is ChaCha free?

8. If I have unlimited texting, does ChaCha charge then?

9. Seriously, you guys charge me, don’t you?

10. How much is this bill running me?!

11.You sadistic bastards, I have children to feed!