Wednesday, April 15, 2009

How To Communicate With Your Girlfriend

1. Ask her why she doesn't cook anymore.

2. Tell her your friends even think she overreacts.

3. Buy her hygienic wipes.

4. Ask her if she think watching you with your neighbor is hot.

5. Detail out your personal history out on Facebook/MySpace.

6. Talk about Chomsky ad nauseum after sex.

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