1. Write a post in your blog stating that all of your readers who don’t like your book “hate thinking”.
2. Write a full length novel, charge full price, and only write in fifteen minutes of real time in it.
3. Insert quasi-bestiality into the story regularly, and insist it is erotic and pushing boundaries.
4. Keep a daily blog about your hardships, whine about critics in there.
5. Then state you never read them anyway.
6. Marry your teenage fan club president. Hey, he’s legal now!
7. Make every one in the book love your character, and anyone who doesn’t is actually insane.
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I think someone beat you to the punch.
ReplyDeleteIt's called Twilight.
Next time I will read the tags before I comment.
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